This write-up focuses on the things that single guys do when desperately searching for girlfriends
1. They Are Extremely Caring
I have witnessed a scene when my close friend saw a random lady walking in the rain and he rushed to her, gave his umbrella to her and started walking in the rain. (I was like Wft is this!!!!). The lady in question later did not give out her digits. She said “Thanks for helping me but saidly I don’t give my number to strangers”
2. He Risks His Life
He lives in Lagos while she lives in Maduguri and he’s so eager to meet someone he barely knows, at the expense to risk his life. You keep wondering why one will have to travel for about 24 hours on road just for a visit. This is typical desperation & abnormality.
3. They Run After Random Ladies On The Streets
The pace at which some desperate young niqqas run after random ladies on the street is even more than the pace at which Ussain Bolt takes off during 100 metres race.
4. Notice Me Character
Take for example, a guy sits beside a random lady and will quickly bring out his curve 2, puts his earpiece on the ear and starts singing loud. This is to show his taste in music. Funny enough, when the babe brings out her own Z10, he quickly shyly put his phone into his pocket
5. They Quickly Grab Opportunities
In a situation when a guy mistakenly dials a wrong number and a lady with an angelic voice picks it, and the guy in question finds out that he had dialed a wrong number, he will drop the call. Funny enough, he will call back few minutes later wanting to know more of the girl
6. They Collect PINs Of Random Ladies
YES some desperate dudes collect PINs from their friends. They are like, “guy abeg you get any sure babe for your BBM?. Abeg I no need the one wey go dey demand for money oooooo.. Hahaha ;D
8. Forcing Themselves On Ladies
The truth must be revealed here. You message a lady once or twice and she fails to reply your message. Despite the fact that you know that it is an indication that she doesn’t feel you, only to start begging her to reply your messages.
9. They Purposely Attend Youth Programmes
You will see them attending Youth & Singles programmes because they know that so many babes will also be attending
10. They Are Overly Nice
They are overly nice to the female folks. For example, a random lady sends facebook request and after accepting the request, he will start gracing the floor thanking her for sending him friend request