* To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
* To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
* A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
* If women knew what we were thinking, they’d never stop slapping us.
* God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
* God created women to please the eye and trouble the mind. (You all agree with this?)
* Woman was God’s second blunder.
* A man is never worth your tears, and the one who is won’t make you cry.
* I’d kiss you good night, but I just washed my hair.
* God created man first because you have to have a rough draft before you create a masterpiece.
* A woman should dress to attract attention. To attract the most attention, a woman should either be n-*de or wearing something as expensive as getting her n-*de is going to be.
* A woman needs four animals in her life: a mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the driveway, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for it all.
* Men are like stars… only one can make your dreams come true.
* A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dream world.
* I love the women’s movement — especially when walking behind it.
* Wine is like women. It tempts you; it comforts you; it confuses you and can even turn on you when you least expect it. It can be your friend one day and your enemy the next.
* I’ll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They’re too much fun.
* Old boys have their playthings as well as young ones; the difference is only in the price.
* A bad man is the sort of man who admires innocence, and a bad woman is the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.
* Every woman is a rebel, and usually in violent revolt against herself
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